OH YEAH DEDICATIONS !
Dear short pants...
I am here today on the 30th of October 2009 to express my heartfelt thanks and gratitude for the service you have provided me for the past 10 years of my education from kindergarten all the way to secondary school.It is to my deepest regret that today is the last day that I will be wearing short pants in my schooling life.As Singapore is located along the Equator,the temperature and humidity has been high throughout the year and I am therefore under obligation to deify you as the true God of my "coolness".
All these while,you have been there to provide me with proper air circulation and better comfort when in extreme weather conditions and whilst running.I sincerely feel indebted to you and no amount of benediction can justify the amount of respect I have for you.
As I move on to wearing long pants(which happens to be a short pants + more material) to cover up my visible public (note:public,not pubic) puberty signs (leg hair!) , I will always regard you as the only one whom is truly worthy of all my accolade.
As hurting as it may be,I will try to be happy with my new "wife",even if it may just be a facade.
I bid a final goodbye and may you always be held in the highest regard,thank you.